Dutch Tulip Financial

DTF DEEP HOUSE REITS TEE 'HOT PINK'

Regular price $32.00
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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DTF ITEM INFO:

THE DEEP HOUSE REITS DESIGN IS INSPIRED BY THE RISE OF LUXURY DOOMSDAY BUNKERS.
AS THE LIKELIHOOD OF DOOMSDAY EVENTS LIKE AI APOCALYPSE, GLOBAL NUCLEAR WARS OR CLIMATE DISASTERS GROW EACH DAY, THE WEALTHY ARE INVESTING IN STATE-OF-THE-ART BUNKER FACILITIES WITH LUXURY AMENITIES TO SAFEGUARD THEIR LIVES AND ASSETS. THERE ARE EVEN NOW LUXURY BUNKER COMMUNITIES THAT CAN SERVE UP TO 5,000 RICH INDIVIDUALS.

TRUE TO OUR FAKE BANK CONCEPTUAL FRAMEWORK, THE DESIGN PORTRAYS AN IMAGINARY REITS FUND (REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT TRUST) BACKED BY DUTCH TULIP FINANCIAL AND THE AESTHETIC IS INFLUENCED BY THE POSTERS FOR DEEP HOUSE PARTIES AS THE BUNKERS ARE, AT THE END OF THE DAY, DEEP HOUSES AFTER ALL.

100% COTTON 6OZ T-SHIRT

PRINTED IN THE USA

Shipping & Returns

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY

-SALE ITEMS ARE FINAL SALE

-ANTITHESIS must be notified within 14 days from shipment delivery/in-store purchase date in order to initiate the return/exchange process.

-Merchandise must be unworn with all tags attached

SHIPPING

-Weight-based shipping, calculated at check out

-Domestic options include:

UPS 3 Day Select®,UPS Next Day Air Saver®,UPS Next Day Air®, UPS® Ground & UPS® Standard

-International options include:

UPS Worldwide Expedited®,UPS Worldwide Express Plus®,UPS Worldwide Express® & UPS Worldwide Saver®

-Local pickups in NYC also available.