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DUTCH TULIP FINANCIAL TRIDENT HOODIE 'PALE PINK'

DUTCH TULIP FINANCIAL TRIDENT HOODIE 'PALE PINK'

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price $68.00 USD Sale price $35.00 USD
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Color: PALE PINK
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DTF ITEM INFO :

IN 2018, THE PAPUA NEW GUINEA GOVT BOUGHT A FLEET OF MASERATI QUATTROPORTES VIA A JUMBO JET DELIVERY FOR THE APEC SUMMIT.

THE CARS COST OVER $5M IN TOTAL AND THE GOVT DEFENDED THE PURCHASE BY SAYING THAT “THE LEVEL OF CARRIAGE FOR LEADERS THAT IS THE STANDARD FOR VEHICLES USED AT APECSUMMITS.”  WHICH IS, OF COURSE, A LOAD OF BS.

NOW PNG, ONE OF THE POOREST IN THE WORLD, IS STUCK WITH AN INVENTORY FULL OF OLD MASERATIS WHICH WILL BE SOLD AT A LOSS.

YOLO, THO.

13.5OZ SUPER HEAVY DUTY CROSS-GRAIN SWEATSHIRT WITH DOUBLE RIBBING SIDE PANELS.

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