Dutch Tulip Financial

DTF TRIDENT HOODIE 'PALE PINK'

$68.00
$68.00
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DTF ITEM INFO :

IN 2018, THE PAPUA NEW GUINEA GOVT BOUGHT A FLEET OF MASERATI QUATTROPORTES VIA A JUMBO JET DELIVERY FOR THE APEC SUMMIT.

THE CARS COST OVER $5M IN TOTAL AND THE GOVT DEFENDED THE PURCHASE BY SAYING THAT “THE LEVEL OF CARRIAGE FOR LEADERS THAT IS THE STANDARD FOR VEHICLES USED AT APECSUMMITS.”  WHICH IS, OF COURSE, A LOAD OF BS.

NOW PNG, ONE OF THE POOREST IN THE WORLD, IS STUCK WITH AN INVENTORY FULL OF OLD MASERATIS WHICH WILL BE SOLD AT A LOSS.

YOLO, THO.


13.5OZ SUPER HEAVY DUTY CROSS-GRAIN SWEATSHIRT WITH DOUBLE RIBBING SIDE PANELS.

PRINTED IN THE USA

Shipping & Returns

RETURN/EXCHANGE POLICY

-SALE ITEMS ARE FINAL SALE

-ANTITHESIS must be notified within 14 days from shipment delivery/in-store purchase date in order to initiate the return/exchange process.

-Merchandise must be unworn with all tags attached

SHIPPING

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